Posted in August 2012

I’m 30. And Partying like I’m 12.

I’m 30. And Partying like I’m 12.

Just about every magazine you open from mid-april on has a special guide for how to dress your ‘unique’ body type come swimsuit season. I always find them ridiculously confusing. First of all, it’s two scraps of fabric. I’m quite sure no amount of strategic ruching is going to hide a heck of a lot. … Continue reading

Trading One Scar for Another

a few years ago, i had some uninvited guests turn up. they arrived without warning, made themselves cozy, and gave me no indication of how long they planned on staying. my guests took the form of two flesh colored bumps on the side of my face.  and, let me tell you, i put them through … Continue reading

My Day as Inspired by Bridget Jones

minutes spent cleaning 21 (incredible since done with bizarre rolling baby),  minutes spent thinking about cleaning 93  (v. good considering thought could later become action), horror why-did-i-have-baby inducing diapers changed 2, working televisions 0, workouts 1 (exemplary) 7:00 woke to moaning boob needing baby.  will just feed and then go for major power walk! 7:30 … Continue reading